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Welcome to totallyreal.website
The internet’s most definitely-not-made-up homepage. Enjoy our cutting-edge innovation: a button that increases realness, a meter that confidently guesses, and a “terms & conditions” summary you can understand without a law degree.
Authenticity Engine™
Runs on imagination, hope, and one (1) slightly stressed hamster.
Enterprise-Grade
Because we wrote “enterprise” here. That’s how it works.
Ultra Secure
All secrets stored in a vault guarded by dramatic lighting.
Status: Realness stable. No anomalies detected (by us).